Everybody get up it’s time to slam now
We got a real jam goin’ down
Welcome to the Space Jam
Here’s your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam

So here’s some advice for all you ladies who have been fucking the same guy for years… and years… and years.  OR, on the opposite end of the spectrum, haven’t had sex at all with your man yet and want to get him all hot and bothered.

Take your guy dancing.  Yes, dancing.  There’s something about watching your body move to the music that will instantly get him thinking about all the dirty things he could be doing to you.  It really doesn’t matter what style of dancing you go to as long as you’re both there and he can watch and touch you as you sway your hips to left and right, up and down, and basically in all the movements he wants you to be doing to his “mini me”.

Don’t let him give the excuse that he can’t dance and therefore you guys shouldn’t go.  Any adult can find their “safe zone” for dancing.  Even two stepping will do.  Or better yet, sign up for some dance lessons.  This will create an intimacy and bond over a common trial that will bring you closer.  The point of this exercise is to do something that you haven’t done before that will get him wanting to rip your clothes off.

There is a reason all those dance shows have taken off for prime time tv.  People get off on watching each other shake and move.  It’s simply put – fucking hot as hell, whether you admit it or not.  Dancing is such a subconscious act of free sex that he’ll be thinking about taking you home instantly and having you drop it like it’s hot all over his cock.  What will make the encounter even more intense is that he’ll have so much built up lust for you because while you’re out he knows that he has to keep everything relatively P.G.  The forbidden is always a turn on, let’s face it.

And for those ladies who haven’t slept with your man.  The plain act of dancing will get him thinking about you and how you  moved up on him all night, long after you’ve both departed ways.  You’ll keep him hooked on the curves of your body and asking you for more because now he’s curious as to how else you can move.

So, whether you go to the club, take tango lessons, or do a dinner dance at a small swing jazz club just remember to always pop it, drop it, and lock it until he almost busts a load.