It’s the most wonderful time of the year for men. The Male valentines’s day or “Steak and Blow Job Day” as it’s fondly referred to is a day dedicated to women giving their male lovers the appreciation that they really want. No teddy bears or chocolates, just steak, teddies and wet sucking mouths. How do you do Steak and Blow Job day right? Read on and find out.

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First off, if you want to give your male romantic partner the sexual delight that he deserves, give him the blow job before the steak! Seriously, the second your guy gets in the door, pull him into the bedroom and take off his pants. Want to know how to give an epic blow job? It take a little work, but then again, it’s called a job for a reason.

How to give a great blow job

Take off his pants and your top. STart kissing and licking around his pelvis, go up to his face and rub your breast over his lips, bend down and give his a wet kiss then go back to his groin. Start licking the shaft of his penis, hold it in your hands but avoid licking or touching the tip. Get his shaft covered in your saliva and start stroking it with your hand. Finally, slide your mouth from his shaft to the tip and suck his cock into your mouth (making sure to cover your teeth with your lips). Spit is your friend, so drool and salivate all over his penis while you suck his penis in and almost out of your mouth.

Wrap one hand around the base of his penis and the other around the shaft, move your hand and mouth in one continuous movement. This will make it feel like you’re deep throating him. Do this and make eye contact with him every once and a while. When he starts breathing heavy, you’ll know he’s about to climax. It’s up to you if you want him to ejaculate in your mouth, or on some part of your body, if you’d rather he not cum in your mouth, then just as he’s starting to explode, take him out of your mouth and, while still stroking him and aim it onto your breasts. It’s always a nice idea to rub his cock gently on your breasts at this point, it gives a nice visual. Once he’s finished, stop stroking him, as he’s likely to be extremely sensitive. Good job! Now for the steak.

How to grill a great steak

When cooking a greak steak, there a few things to consider. One of the most important things is the cut. Tenderloin, as the name suggests is the most tender, Porterhouse has a wonderful flavor, and ribeye is also good. Go to a butcher and get it cut fresh, it really does make a difference.

Cooking it up. Grill the steak, either BBQ or stove top grill pan, get the heat up high, how high will vary with the cut (although it’s always good to ask your butcher what heat is right for your cut of steak). It’s always good to cook a steak on the highest heat in the lowest amount of time, that way it doesn’t dry out. Always err on the side of a little rare than over done. The second you  think it’s cooked, take it off the grill, toss a sprinkle of salt and pepper with it and let it rest for about ten minutes (this helps the juices to marinate the steak). For a side, toss a few potatoes in the oven for an hour, or in the microwave for ten minutes if you don’t have time from the oven. A manly meal only needs a steak and a baked potato to make it complete. Just make sure to have sour cream for the potato and HP sauce for the steak.

The finishing touches to a perfect steak and BJ day

After the blow job and steak is finished, you can be an extra awesome lady friend and have a good glass of scotch or, a his favorite six pack of beer. Surprise him with a rented action flick to end the night. If you’re the kind of woman who’s going to be kind and celebrate Steak and Blow Job day with her man, high five to you. Chances are, next Valentines Day will be a lot better than this one past.