Who’s afraid of a little fun? The Pope, that’s who! It’s real erotic news time here at Erotic News. What’s the sexual information of the hour? That the big man with the golden and white hat is once again trying to take away any fun from those of us who can have sex and don’t have to walk around with 50 lbs of gold and incense on us at all times. For more on the sour grapes of a crusty old Pope, read on.



The man who is rumored to be “closest to God” sat down and had a nice long chat with his visiting Bishop buddies from America Apparently he thinks Americans are being a bit too relax on the whole sex before marriage thing. He’s also really concerned about the “powerful gay marriage lobby” out there in the free world.

Pope has a sex talk with his pals.

The 84-year-old pope acknowledged his comments might sound anachronistic or “countercultural,” particularly to the young. But he told bishops to not back down in the face of “powerful political and cultural currents seeking to alter the legal definition of marriage.”

“Sexual differences cannot be dismissed as irrelevant to the definition of marriage,” he said.

Pope Benedict also gave priests a verbal spanking (lets hope it was just verbal) for not reminding their flocks about core Catholic values like chastity and that co-habitating was “gravely sinful.”

Benedict said a weakened appreciation for traditional marriage and the widespread rejection of responsible sexuality had led to “grave social problems bearing an immense human and economic cost.”

Interesting perspective considering that divorce is far more costly than just breaking a lease if you’re only co-habitating with someone. Maybe being surrounded in gold and marble all of the time has confused the good old Pope about what exactly goes on in…marriage, finance, the world of the living ect. The Pope Benedict also said that playing with kittens makes Jesus seriously unhappy. The Pope did not comment of how Jesus feels about eating pussy.


Here’s hoping the Pope decides to take a vow of silence sometime soon.